Wanna be startin’ something

A reader in Toronto named Shannon found these sunglasses at a dollar store in Sutton, Ontario. And that led me to waste two hours of my life watching Michael Jackson videos on YouTube. Dude, do you remember how amazing he used to be? With the knee slapping and hitching up the sleeves on his jacket without using his hands? Just watch this, and for those of you too young to remember him when we was this spectacular, I’m so sorry your childhood wasn’t filled with this particular kind of joy.