This is it? This is all I have to do today? Are you kidding me? Because when I saw you walking out of the kitchen carrying that Fry Daddy, I was all SHIT.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.