the smell of my desperation has become a stench

2009 Wooden Calendar

This is an adorable wooden desk calendar with unique designs for every month printed on eco-friendly sustainably harvested wood. This will be one of several calendars I use in 2009 since having a child made my brain go missing. I used to be able to maintain my daily schedule in my head, never had to write down a single thing, then I had a baby and couldn’t remember my own name. Now I have calendars in every room, and I use the annual Chuck calendar as a dumping ground for every note I take. For those of you who are interested, yes, there will be a 2009 Chuck calendar, look for it at the end of this month!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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