the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Hand Knit Fingerless Gloves

I’ve been looking for a set of stylish fingerless gloves that I could wear when using my laptop and on walks with the dogs (picking up poop in the winter is easier with fingerless gloves, yes, I have run experiments) and found an adorable pair at the secondseed Etsy shop. These gloves are sewn with 100% wool yarn and a light olive grey gray green Alpaca yarn and are super warm and soft, plus that match my new Tom Cruise jacket I found at Target. Because, you know, I’ve got an appointment with a MiG 28 this afternoon.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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