the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Yesterday Carol brought Basie over to play with Coco because both dogs needed to release some energy. They played for almost three straight hours without stopping, and there were many instances when Coco had had enough, but Basie? Oh, Basie was just GETTING STARTED. And then last night Coco collapsed in the floor and was so out of it that we had to step over her body to get through the hallway. I relish this because I feel like she finally knows how Chuck feels at the end of the day.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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