the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Western territory

Whenever we go hiking and let the dogs off leash it is always our hope that they will run themselves silly. And Coco usually does, but Chuck inevitably spends the majority of his time marking every vertical object within reach. This can be maddening, I mean, MADDENING, because he delays the whole group. And seriously, the dude ran out of urine ten minutes ago. LIFTING HIS LEG IS NOT DOING ANY GOOD.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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