the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Angel wing earrings

These playful wooden pendants are from the Swede Bead Designs Etsy shop, a seller who has a unique and fantastic selection of beautiful necklaces and earrings. I like these particularly because they go with my new hair color, although there was that one email from a reader who said that the hair in my new bio photo makes me look like Billy Ray Cyrus. Seriously, why are you insulting Billy Ray like that?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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