You think it would be fun to climb in there and get all snuggly with them, but there’s something about the whole warm dog smell, a combination of paw stink and hot bad breath, and I just ruined this picture for you, didn’t I?
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
