The name of this website was too long to fit on his head, so we tried something new. And because he couldn’t turn his head all the way around to see what we were doing he started to panic, like, YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING ANYTHING KINKY.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.