Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Momentary bliss

Yes, I know, you want to send me advice about morning sickness. Thing is, I’ve been through this before, and I’ve tried everything. Nothing works. These sour Altoids that I have sitting on my desk give me temporary relief in the sense that for about four seconds when the candy dissolves on my tongue I’m so overcome by the sour taste that I can’t concentrate on anything else, including nausea, but that’s it. I know, I know, ginger worked for you, or sea bands worked for you, or a specific vitamin combination took away your desire to puke. That’s awesome. I would high five you but I’m currently using my hand to hold back my hair as I crouch over the toilet.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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