the smell of my desperation has become a stench

I tell you what

I know I am totally going to jinx this by bringing this up, but if this winter continues with the theme of the last couple of months, I may just have to take back everything horrible I’ve ever said about Utah. AND THAT COULD TAKE A WHILE. There haven’t been any major snowstorms, at least not ones that required Jon to plow the driveway for two hours, and I haven’t yet had to break out the BIG coat. I know it’s still early, but this trend bodes well. The rain we had this morning bodes well. So I’ll go ahead and start with, Utah, I didn’t mean it when I said your butt looked big.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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