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Flower print hippo pillow

This cuddly hippo pillow is from the Hippillow Etsy shop, and while I would love for it to have a permanent home on the bed I’m afraid to leave it on any surface less than four feet off the ground. Coco took one look at that thing, jumped up two feet into the air, grabbed it out of my hands and and clutched it in her mouth. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, COCO. BECAUSE YOU’RE CRAZY.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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