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Abominable

I don’t know if you guys remember this, but when the snow finally melted in May this year Coco didn’t know how to poop on grass. Snow had been on the ground her entire life, and so when it was gone she lost all sense of direction. Now that the season is in full swing it’s like she’s been reunited with a lost friend, you’ve never seen a happier, more manic animal.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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