the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Jonny Junior

Part of the office-cleaning project last week included aggregating most of our data into one accessible place, and Jon spent hours combing through hard drives and CDs. He found tons of pictures we forgot we had, including many of Leta back when we weren’t sure if she was actually related to me. Here she is at seven months old looking very much like Jon and his father. Can you even stand those cheeks?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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