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Kiss Me Exfoliating Lip Scrub

The Utah climate is brutal on my skin and lips, especially the winter, and I’m always fighting dry, flaky lips when trying to apply lipstick. I found this exfoliating scrub last time I was in San Francisco and could visit an actual Sephora store, and it’s perfect for preparing my lips for gloss. I just rub on a small amount until my lips are smooth and then wipe off with a tissue. It’s like a mini-facial for my lips and feels totally indulgent. Jon doesn’t mind it either.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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