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Highlight of their day

Many thanks to those of you who sent in suggestions regarding the contents of the Kong. Last night I stuffed both of them with peanut butter and stuck them in the freezer. About an hour after this photo was taken both Chuck and coco were lying on the living room floor, their paws in the air, panting like they had run a marathon. This is probably the closest they will ever come to having sex.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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