the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The youngest for a few more months

My brother’s kid Adam turns a year old today, and he celebrated his birthday at the same time we celebrated Leta’s. He’s the youngest cousin on my side of the family, at least until our nuclear bomb drops in June, and then she will be the youngest on both sides of the family. Jon’s got nieces and nephews with kids who will be older than ours. I guess this is what happens when your father is older than dirt.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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