the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Dr. Seuss onesies

The cuteness of these is almost unbearable, although you could probably put a picture of a severed hand on a onesie and I’d still coo. Found these at Costco and had to settle for sets in sizes of 6M, 9M, and 12M as they didn’t have any in newborn or 3M sizes. I only wish they made them in maternity sizes, I’d waddle around in these onesies for the rest of my pregnancy.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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