An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

And I just happen to know that today is her birthday

My friend Sarah turns He’s Just Not That Into You into a drinking game and hits upon this fantastic insight into what it means to be American: There was this one great scene, though, when Jennifer Aniston had to walk a dog down the aisle…

February 11, 2009

Whoever invented pink needs a wet finger in his ear

A few weeks ago Leta and I went shopping for new dresses, and I made sure to hold each one up to her in the store and ask, “Are you sure you will wear this one?” She was so enthusiastic in the store that I…

Family recipe

Turns out if they stick to your dog, the noodles are done. Foolproof way to a bowl of good pasta. Be sure to de-hair before serving.