the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Good source of potassium

Leta would lose all respect for Chuck if she saw him touching this banana. There is nothing grosser in this world to that kid than a banana, and every morning when I cut one up and put it in my oatmeal she picks up her bowl of cereal and dramatically moves to the other side of the table. To get as far away as she can from the awful gore of it all. Do you have any idea how hard it is for me not to sneak into her bedroom at night and leave a banana peel on her pillow next to her head? REALLY REALLY HARD.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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