the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog

I should probably warn you that I laughed so hard at this dog that I thought I might have gone into premature labor. So if you’re anywhere near your 40th week of pregnancy and tired of sitting there twiddling your nipples to stimulate labor, just load up this video and watch it several times in a row. Although it might not leave you enough time for the epidural.

(thanks to our good friend, Marshall)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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