the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The four of us

Had to pose for the obligatory family shot on the beach (many thanks to Katey for capturing this) while on vacation last week, and here you can see just how much my belly has popped. We actually got Leta to walk in the sand, albeit with her shoes on. But this is progress! Next thing you know she’ll go wild and purposefully mix her ketchup and mustard!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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