An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Poor imitation of a Botticelli

There’s nothing special about this particular photograph, I just thought the dogs were positioned in a way that resembled a Renaissance painting. Coco just needs to be showing a small patch of pale, fleshy boob and Chuck should be looking upward toward a light in the sky with a look on his face that suggests he’s currently being pleasured.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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