Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

After a week with the Hamiltons

Me: “What is this?”

Jon: “That? That’s Leta’s fart machine.”

Me: “Where did she get a fart machine?”

Jon: “Don’t look at me. She spent last week with your people.”

Me: “What do you mean my people?”

Jon: “Let’s put it this way: you don’t ever see anyone on my side of the family using the roof of a house as a diving board.”

Me: “That’s not fair. He only did that twice.”

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