An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

After a week with the Hamiltons

Me: “What is this?”

Jon: “That? That’s Leta’s fart machine.”

Me: “Where did she get a fart machine?”

Jon: “Don’t look at me. She spent last week with your people.”

Me: “What do you mean my people?”

Jon: “Let’s put it this way: you don’t ever see anyone on my side of the family using the roof of a house as a diving board.”

Me: “That’s not fair. He only did that twice.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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