the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Someone else needs to lay off the potato chips

Chuck has been putting on some sympathy weight this pregnancy, seen here where his neck billows out of his collar. We haven’t been feeding him any more than usual, maybe a few more treats here and there, but he runs a lot less when we let him off leash at the park. Could be that he’s getting older, could be that he’s getting lazier, but I’m betting it’s because he’s worn out from having to live in the same house as Coco.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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