the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Someone is thrilled to go back to school

The lasting side effect of Leta’s recent illness has been an interminable case of the grumples. We haven’t seen her in this bad of a mood since she was just learning how to talk and couldn’t communicate like she wanted to. Of course, the fact that she now has to share a monthly newsletter with her unborn sister didn’t help things.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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