the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Post demo

Here Jon is inspecting what appears to be fifty-year-old ceramic tiles that he found underneath the old vanity in our bathroom. Previous owners tiled right up to the edge of the vanity and then stopped, and of course, we’ve been to every tile store in town and can’t match that hexagonal tile. Not if we want to finish this project before the birth of the baby. From this angle you cannot see the patches of hair Jon has ripped from his scalp.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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