the smell of my desperation has become a stench

A man in a suit

We rarely have an excuse to get totally dressed up, but when we do Jon has no problem going all out. He knows how to pair a tie with a dress shirt and jacket, and that for me is right up there with knowing how to pick a pair of pants that hits his feet at just the right angle. Almost makes me willing to forgive the clogs. Almost.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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