the smell of my desperation has become a stench

After a midnight snack

We’ve got a major burper in this kid which means she fits right in with my side of the family. We’ve got it worked out where I do all the feeding, and Jon does all the burping and diaper changing. I like this arrangement, especially in the middle of the night because it means I don’t have to get out of the bed. I like to call Jon my Night Nurse.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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