the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Surprisingly the dogs have not been fazed by the introduction of Marlo into our pack. Chuck sort of gave us a look like, hmm… this again? I think he was just relieved it wasn’t another miniature Australian Shepherd. Coco has no idea what Marlo is, and so her reaction is to lick her every time she comes near her, much like she licks everything else in the entire world. Lick, lick, lick… one more lick… just one more… LICK LICK LICK LIIIIIIIICK.

Here we all are gearing up for a foggy-headed day, all of us a little tired from the loud and demanding nighttime noises of the newest member of the pack.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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