the smell of my desperation has become a stench

One of the Boones

This is my cousin Robert, son of my mom’s brother Danny, brother to one infamous GEORGE! who lived with us for three months back in the summer of 2007. He and his family were visiting Utah last week, so we had them over for dinner and DO YOU EVEN KNOW how awesome it is to be able to talk politics with a family member? Robert and I see eye to eye on just about everything political, and having dinner with him almost felt like a session of therapy where I could just get it all out. And we both agreed that GEORGE! should be the first name on that death panel list.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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