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The Boones

Here are all of Granny Boone’s living children, gathered yesterday for her funeral. From the left: Danny, Lola, David, Lori, Timmy, Lewis, Larry, Linda (my mom, The Avon World Sales Leader), and Lana. Jon did some master work with a couple of remote flashes and set up the whole shot. I think Granny would have loved this photo and may have even said to herself, damn, what a fine family I have. Except Granny would have never cussed and would have spanked anyone who did so in front of her.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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