the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Esteemed colleagues

Last night at the King’s English holiday party I got to meet many, many wonderful people including Sister Dottie S. Dixon (on the left) and Pat Bagley (on the right), they who revised and updated and illustrated The Mormon Kama Sutra: “An Instant LDS classic when it first came on to the scene in the early ’70s, it was a boon to a generation of newlyweds grappling with the concept of inserting tab A into slot B.”

I felt like I needed to bow down in front of such greatness as they are quite well known in these parts, and it just goes to show you that yes, Utah is full of awesome.

Thank you, Jon, for capturing the moment.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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