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Quick reminder

For the Salt Lake City locals or anyone in town tomorrow night, Thursday, December 3, I’ll be joining several other local authors at the King’s English Bookshop for their annual Holiday Celebration. Stop by and say hi or SUCK IT or MY LORD YOUR CHIN IS HUGE. I’ll be there signing books and mingling from 5:30 until 7PM (looks like they changed the time a bit). Sadly, they will not let me bring the dogs. But Jon and his beard will be there by my side. I’m bringing him so that I have someone to blame for my farts. HA. FART JOKE. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE FUN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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