the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Winners! Winners! Winners!

Time to announce the winners of the Xbox giveaway, and I have been told that I have to announce them as “Potential Winners” due to paperwork and whatnot. Without further ado, congratulations to:

Comment #1961, pwillow1

Comment #792, snaves

Comment #3956, joni l

Comment #241, blender

Comment #5755, Sugar Mama

May your holidays be filled with virtual car crashes and hours lost to unlocking new levels. Of what, I don’t know, but IT WILL BE SO AWESOME.

Thanks to everyone who participated, and thank you Microsoft for sponsoring this! Now back to fart jokes.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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