What is that you’re eating, can I have some? What about that plate? That napkin? Can I put those in my mouth? Gimme that knife? No? Are you going to make me resort to my feet, because I WILL PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH, WOMAN.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.