the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Look who’s back!

So I’ve learned that Punkin is a Maltipoo (a Maltese crossed with a poodle), and even here with the lens focused on her and the light of the flash going off, I STILL couldn’t get a clear photo of her. This is the least blurry one I got out of about 100 shots. She’s crazy! Let’s not even talk about her outfit! Wonder if I could get Jon to wear something like that. To bed.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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