the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Internet, meet Olive, Coco’s sister, the runt of the litter. She weighs about seven or eight pounds, whereas Coco is about 25 pounds. I’ve introduced you to their mother Lucy and their father Willie, and you can see here that Olive resembles her father a bit more.

Except in temperament.

Hoo-boy! Did Coco and Olive have to work it out when she came over with Jon’s nephew on New Year’s Day. That barking you heard? It was Coco and Olive. We still can’t figure out who won.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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