the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Many of you will recognize Cami, one of my dear friends who often sets her hair on fire. She was up in Salt Lake today, and I thought it would be perfect to feature her here since she’s responsible for the shirt and blazer I’m wearing in the new video that is up over on HGTV. Back when I lost all the baby weight I took her clothes shopping with me so that I would be forced to try on something other than a sports bra and white t-shirt. She helped me pick out a few dresses, skirts, tops and jeans that I’ll be rotating through my wardrobe over the coming year. And oh indeed, is there leopard print in my closet!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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