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OK Go – “This Too Shall Pass”

If this doesn’t win some award, or video of the year, or Most Incredible Music Video Of All Time, then I will have lost all faith in humanity. Or at least all faith in award givers. I cannot pick my jaw up off the floor:

March 4, 2010

Yesterday, while getting a second set of x-rays on my tailbone

Me: Sorry about my butt peeking through the gown. Technician: Oh, I… I didn’t even notice. I was busy setting up the film. Me: Oh God, sorry for even bringing it up! Here I am apologizing for my butt. Just ignore me. Technician: I’ve seen…

Bacon art

Several of you requested that I balance the mutilated bacon bowl on top of Chuck’s head, and that maybe I should set up a shop on Etsy and sell this as bacon art. I had a good laugh over that one, and yesterday I would…