the smell of my desperation has become a stench

All it needs is a cup holder for beer

Marlo graduated to the high chair over the weekend. She’s still a bit small for it, but she can’t yet wrangle her way out of it, and that is all that matters. Also, it’s new enough that she’s fascinated by it to remain somewhat silent for a stretch of five minutes at a time. Which is awesome because we were running out of duct tape.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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