the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Early morning light

This is the corner of our office where light from the rising sun pops through the east-facing window. The dogs usually park themselves here after breakfast. It’s a nice, quiet fifteen minutes until Coco hears a leaf blowing in the wind and runs barking into the other room. And both Jon and I explode with expletives.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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