You guys, I do not do anything to this kid’s eyes in these photos. That is the real color. My dad said that next time I post a photo of him on my website he wants me to Photoshop her eyes onto his. And give him hair.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.