So much better than a festive pig

I want to show this to my mom and go, this? This is animal decor. And then I’ll wave my middle finger at the giant ceramic rooster sitting next to her refrigerator.

Tortoises. For real.

Courtesy of Jason Sweeney. See all his illustrations here. Pro tip: you should be following this man on Twitter (@sween). Go there now. See? I told you.