Can you even believe this? Like, how is this even possible? The whole time I was watching this, and it went on and on, I kept waiting for his spine to snap or for a ligament to just explode right out of his arm. Unreal. And very, very hot.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.