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Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
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TexasKatie
2010/05/24 at 2:02 pmWhat is that on Sir Chuckles’ nose? Is it peanut butter?
I think Coco’s thought bubble should be “And they say I am the crazy one!”
Chuck’s thought bubble “If I perseverate enough on this peanut butter that is stuck to my nose, I WILL get to it!!!!”
TinkwithTude
2010/05/24 at 1:58 pmPeanut butter crazy, peanut butter crazy, peanut butter crazy with a baseball bat. 😉
dooce
2010/05/24 at 1:59 pmIt’s peanut butter. This was one of the more family friendly shots I could find in this series. That dog has a tongue and a half!
Hagan Squared
2010/05/24 at 2:05 pmWhat a roll reversal. Chuck is crazy and Coco looks quite calm. Did her Adderall finally kick in?
Behold my Captcha: the frisking
ETA: Dang it! Now I have the peanut butter song stuck in my head.
Brookelyn Bridge
2010/05/24 at 2:02 pmDoes sir need a kleenex?
TexasKatie
2010/05/24 at 2:03 pmI just love the sheer look of concentration on his face. And the sweet look on Coco’s face, like “Do you want some help with that, Chuck?” This is a darling picture!!!
Britgirl
2010/05/24 at 2:03 pm“Coco, don’t even think about it or this shit will get weird!”
winecat
2010/05/24 at 2:11 pmYou see this peanut butter on my nose? It can totally take you down!
rowdydog
2010/05/24 at 2:12 pm“The fuck you lookin’ at?”
Greygirl
2010/05/24 at 2:12 pm“Hey, Marlo, want some peanut butter?”
Schnauzie_Mom
2010/05/24 at 2:13 pmLol, I totally do this to my dogs. Ahh good, clean fun:-)
grad.nauseam
2010/05/24 at 2:14 pmI would love to, but I don’t think I can put it any better than Britgirl did.
tanyasykes
2010/05/24 at 2:16 pmNo caption just the sound track playing softly in the background: The Look of Love is in your eyes…
Greygirl
2010/05/24 at 2:17 pm“Finally she put something on my head that I can eat!”
Jangogh
2010/05/24 at 2:17 pmPull my finger.
Daddy Scratches
2010/05/24 at 2:18 pmChuck: “Why? Why must she torture me like this? Is this supposed to be funny? The ol’ peanut-butter-on-the-dog’s-nose gag? Oh, haha! Yeah, real laugh riot … if you’re not the one who has to walk around all day with peanut butter lodged in your nostrils! ‘It’s OK, he has a long tongue,’ she says. Look at my tongue, Coco. LOOK. AT. MY. TONGUE. Does it look like it’ll fit up my nostrils? Because, guess what, Coco? IT WON’T! But, hey, it’s all good if the Internet gets a laugh out of it, am I right? God, I need a new gig.”
Coco: [drooling] “Yeah, so anyway dude, are you … um … are you gonna eat that? Cuz, you know, if not, I was thinking —”
Chuck: “Coco, I swear to Christ, if your tongue comes out of your mouth, I will bite it right the fuck off.”
willthink4wine
2010/05/24 at 2:19 pmDude, is that peanut butter on your nose or are you just happy to see me?
girlplease
2010/05/24 at 2:19 pmcoco (in little kid voice because all aussies have little kid voices for the rest of their lives)
“you got a booger on your nose”.
chuck (in 12 year old voice) “shut up. ’tis not”
“is so”
‘is not”
“is so”
“is not and if you say it again, I’ll punch you in the arm”
coco whispers as she walks away “is so”
chuck “MOM!!!!”
*brought to you by a mom of 2 border collies. one 13, mature, and all sass (a la chuck) and one spazzy 5 year old pure bred (a la coco). I KNOW these conversations exist, damn it!
Greygirl
2010/05/24 at 2:21 pmCoco: “You are getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy….”
MJBUtah
2010/05/24 at 2:22 pmI want to kees you, and lick you and…hey is that peanut butter?
Rebecca from Texas
2010/05/24 at 2:23 pmChuck, you have no idea how turned on I am right now… yea, that’s it, lick it you little bitch!
kristanhoffman
2010/05/24 at 2:25 pmChuck: “I double dog dare you.”
Or alternately…
Coco: “Uh, Chuck, you got a little something… on your… yeah.”
jenniferg
2010/05/24 at 2:27 pmThe Lick Heard ‘Round the World
pachase
2010/05/24 at 2:27 pmGo on….make my day. Not very original, but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo!
Squeetthang
2010/05/24 at 2:31 pmCoco: No, I think it went Rudolph the RED nose reindeer. Brown nose is a totally different subject.
juliemewood
2010/05/24 at 2:32 pmcoco- imma be gettin me some peanut butter
chuck – do it and I’ll sick Leta on you.
Bryony Boxer
2010/05/24 at 2:43 pmGot Milk?
smithie1996
2010/05/24 at 2:46 pmDon’t even think about getting your Coco in my peanut butter.
mommyoffour
2010/05/24 at 2:47 pm“Lick my nose and I’ll bite your damn face off.”
Jayceekay
2010/05/24 at 2:51 pmGo ahead…make my day.
Deckside Thoughts
2010/05/24 at 2:55 pmCoco! Stop looking at me like that!
Fluff to you
2010/05/24 at 2:59 pm“And then each dog’s prayer was answered…it began to rain peanut butter.”
hoosiergirl1962
2010/05/24 at 3:01 pmAll I can think of is….
Bring it, bitch!!!
LeezaPM
2010/05/24 at 3:01 pmChuck: Does my nose job make me look friendlier?
Coco: I’m sure it will, when you get the bandage off.
Chuck: I’m not wearing a bandage!
sweetsmj
2010/05/24 at 3:19 pmFrom the urban dictionary: “a bad trip is a “trip” that goes from peace and oneness to pure horror and evil.”
For Coco, it’s peace and oneness. For Chuck, it’s horror and evil. Seriously, Coco looks like she’s daydreaming about peanut butter and shit sandwiches for all!
BexBrown
2010/05/24 at 3:21 pmIf you even THINK of sniffing my ass I swear I will never play with you EVER!
maegenr
2010/05/24 at 3:23 pmDon’t touch my mama, and don’t touch my Doritos.
Leball
2010/05/24 at 3:28 pm“I dare you.”
mynarrowescape
2010/05/24 at 3:29 pmChuck: Coco, Do not even think about it!
Coco: Dude, IT’S PEANUT BUTTER!
Chuck: I will cut you!
twodoghouse
2010/05/24 at 3:41 pmI’m completely uncreative today and can’t think of anything remotely clever…but on the upside, now I know how I’m going to entertain my dogs tonight.
redheadwriter
2010/05/24 at 3:41 pm“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
LaceyJane413
2010/05/24 at 3:43 pm“Coco, hide! The humans are doing that weird thing again…”
d3 voiceworks
2010/05/24 at 3:45 pmYou got your nose in my peanut butter.
No, you got your peanut butter in my nose.
dating myself here. reese’s anyone?
francabollo
2010/05/24 at 3:52 pmHow about, “My owner’s an asshole.”?
Sorry … I hate it when people use animals as entertainment. Of course, you can negate all this by smearing peanut butter on your nose, photographing yourself and posting it for us to caption.
Do I win?
SherpaTat
2010/05/24 at 3:54 pm“Coco, don’t just sit there! Go get some chocolate for my peanut butter!”
dialing footnoterphone
2010/05/24 at 3:57 pmThe look on Coco’s face constantly screams Dory from Finding Nemo. This face is:
Coco: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?
Chuck: No I don’t wanna know.
Coco: [singing] Just keep lickin’. Just keep lickin’. Just keep lickin’, lickin’, lickin’. What do we do? We lick, lick.
And yes, I realize that’s dirtier than intended. Oh well.
WebSavyMom
2010/05/24 at 4:05 pm–>”Well, if I’m Peanut Butter then you’re Glue.”
shewolf
2010/05/24 at 4:07 pmDo I have anything in my teeth?
MPyrzynski
2010/05/24 at 4:10 pmCoco: “Yo, Chuck.. Imma let you finish here, but Skippy is the best peanut butter EVAR.”
Jennine
2010/05/24 at 4:23 pmBITCH I WILL CUT YOU.