

We’ve got what seems like hundreds of shots that look exactly like this one, where I’m trying to get something from a low angle and HERE COMES LUMBERING BABY. She knows I have the camera, and she knows I won’t let her have it. Thus, a magnetic attraction to it. It’s the first law of Babies, I think. The second law? They will scream when you try to wipe their face. Third? Hide your keys or they will.