I was going through the photos I took when I was in DC in March, and I forgot I had snapped a few shots while sipping a cocktail in the bar at the top of the W Hotel. This was the wall above the bar, and I want to blow up this shot and hang it somewhere in the house. I can’t paint or draw, so this is the closest I can come to doing anything technically abstract. Or is it? Some professional artist is going to ring me up and be all YOU IDIOT.