the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Abstract in red

I was going through the photos I took when I was in DC in March, and I forgot I had snapped a few shots while sipping a cocktail in the bar at the top of the W Hotel. This was the wall above the bar, and I want to blow up this shot and hang it somewhere in the house. I can’t paint or draw, so this is the closest I can come to doing anything technically abstract. Or is it? Some professional artist is going to ring me up and be all YOU IDIOT.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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