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Master bedroom

This is part of the master bedroom suite (not shown: closet and bathroom and fireplace). Somewhere up in that turret lived a family of animals. Critter Catcher Dude assures us that “they have been taken care of,” and I think Jon made him promise to lie and tell me that nothing was hurt in the process. So I’m thinking there’s a critter catcher wonderland where all the animals that used to live in roofs now frolic together in lush green meadows. Yes, that’s it.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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