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We have two giant cherry trees in our backyard, and idiots that we are, we forgot to check and see if any of them were still good before inviting my twelve-year-old nephew to come and pick whatever he could and earn a little extra cash. There’s not a single good cherry left. So he’s downstairs right now watching SpongeBob. At least he’s not texting.