An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Britton

We have two giant cherry trees in our backyard, and idiots that we are, we forgot to check and see if any of them were still good before inviting my twelve-year-old nephew to come and pick whatever he could and earn a little extra cash. There’s not a single good cherry left. So he’s downstairs right now watching SpongeBob. At least he’s not texting.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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